The Mystery of Spanking

Yesterday


Larkin: Why did you invent spanking?"(She's never even been spanked. Blake threatens often but just because he likes to hear them scream when he's chasing them.)

Me: I didn't invent spanking. I used to get spanked when I was a kid.

Larkin: So it was WooHoo!(That's what they call my mom.)

Me: No I'm pretty sure she got spanked as a kid too.

Larkin: Who was the first person on earth?

Me: It was Adam, but I don't think he invented spanking either.

Larkin: Must have been someone in between.

I'm sure his first thought after birth was, "Where's the controller?"

Most people will say, "Whats he doing with his hand?" But a dad will look at this and say, "9 home runs, sweet." (Click on the picture so you can see his score.)

Pictures

Just thought I'd try and figure out how to put pictures on here. Not hard at all. Isn't my family cute?