Cereal

I bought a new kind of cereal to mix things up a bit.


Oscar: Mom, this cereal rocks my mouth! It makes my mouth all yellow.

Me: Does that mean you like it?

Oscar: Yes!

A Hundred Bucks!

Me: Oscar come flush the toilet please.

Oscar: Mom if you flush it for me I'll give you a hundred bucks.

(He put too much toilet paper in it the other day and made it over flow. Totally freaked him out.)


So I flushed it for him.

Oscar: Thanks Mom. In alotta days, I'll ask dad for the money OK?!