Health tips from Oscar

Oscar:  Mom, do you know what the healthiest food in the world is?  I would say water ... and soup.  Oh and dinner.  Dinner is the best.  Everyone should love dinner. 

As his mother, my only question is, if this is his opinion, why does he cry every time I tell him it's time for dinner. 

A better world?

Larkin:  If money didn't exist, everyone would just live in a casino...whatever that is.