Raise your hand if ...

(Things Oscar can raise his hand to.)



-You like to say the words "belly button" and "birdie".

-You can get the entire bathroom soaking wet with only 3 inches of water in the tub.

-You couldn't care less about getting potty trained.

-You are the "fold your arms" Nazi during family prayer.

-You love your "dwanky" and kiss it everyday and tell it that it is "so cute".

-You think everyone else' drink is your drink.

-When you speak you replace all of the F's with P's.
Daddy's so punny.
I hurt my pinger.
I want some pood.
One, Two, Three, Pour, Pive
Mom, be very carepul.

-The only way you know how to argue is to put "I don't want" in front of whatever the other person just said.
Oscar, stop doing that. I don't want doing that.
Oscar, let's wash your hands. I don't want wash your hands.
Oscar, can you eat your food please? I don't want eat your food please.

-You enjoy anything electronic with buttons to push.

-You ask your dad, "Are you OK Dad?" when ever he burps.


And last but not least. Raise your hand if ...

-You can keep playing a video game all the way through getting your diaper changed.